I have survived my first day and a half in
Rome despite London Heathrow's shiny new Terminal 5 nearly sapping my will
to live along with my will to travel. I came perilously close to
going home once I'd fought my way through. I'm not sure what was
worse
-:the security system which is so automated
you have to put EVERYTHING in its own little tray which then auto slides
along and through the scanner ready for you to empty at the other end and
then circles back to the beginning again. Imagine the security checkin
done by Yo Sushi and you have the general idea. Except it doesn't
work. It got stuck and of course there are fewer staff because it's
more automated so no-one to push it through. Not to mention the huge
backlog of people decanting their every belonging in trays (I travel with
1 bag and I racked up 6 separate trays)
-: the preponderance of shops everywhere with
gates shyly nestled amongst them making them impossible to find and miles
to walk between
:- the bizarre decision to make no announcements
at all. Boarding happened when everyone, as though with a hive mind,
got up and made their way towards a woman at a counter (we followed) and
then somehow knew to turn left and follow one of 2 tunnels down to the
plane. It was so bizarre Tim had to ask the flight attendant if we
were on the flight for Rome or not as we'd seen and heard nothing to confirm
it.
:- oh and BA's new 'Galleries' business lounge.
Which is at the far end of the Terminal. Up 3 escalators (2
if you're First Class - lucky bleeders) and then carrying everything back
down again because the down escalators were broken (already??). Oh
and inside - remember that time they overhauled your school lunch room
to make it more 'modern' - well that's what we have. White Formica
and stools as far as the eye can see.
Still we made it and the Colosseum, Trevi
Fountain, Spanish Steps and a very nice apartment on via Panispera (above
a noisy bar but I like it) later we found this great camera obscura image
of the street outside reflected through the shutters onto our kitchen wall
this morning.